So today, I’m stuck on the sofa, as repair guys are here replacing doors, faucets, etc, in the house we rent. There’s some frightening cursing, banging, clattering and yelling coming from both the kitchen and the office. Hopefully it will be over soon. Anyway, the fact that I’ve been home all day can only mean … Continue reading
I’m too lazy to come up with a good title so I’ll just call this: People Yelling at Each Other on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
On the most recent episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (aired 12/17), there’s a boatload of drama. Kyle’s hubby, Mauricio, has a party to celebrate the success of his business, and OF COURSE, a huge, borderline violent argument breaks out between Brandi and Adrienne/Paul. Adrienne and Paul are pissed off because Brandi revealed that they … Continue reading
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Misbehaving Hubbies, Well-Loved Genitalia, and Wine-Fueled Arguments!
On the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta (aired 12/16), the ladies live it up in Anguilla. They’re swimming, hot tubbing, talking about sex, getting their nails done, dancing, flirting, drinking, eating. In other words, they’re on vacation, and they actually seem to be having a good time. And then….drum roll…Kenya Moore opens her … Continue reading
Project Runway All Stars, Season 2: Fair (yawn) Judging!
Project Runway All Stars (season 2) has been fairly predictable thus far. The remaining designers (as of the December 13 episode) are also the strongest designers. There haven’t been any upsets. Usually, a designer who excels and creates winning looks, will have a single bad week and get sent packing, thus changing up the game and creating tension and drama for the viewing audience. Wendy is going home? … Continue reading
Smiling Dentist (Karent Sierra) Vs. Mob of Angry Women (Marysol, Ana, Alexia, Adriana)
So, since I’ve been “away” (maybe I was on vacation, maybe I was busy with work, maybe I was in jail; you decide), a lot has happened on Real Housewives of Miami. As I’m sure many of you recall, I found the show boring, staged, and un-entertaining, at the beginning of the season (read my … Continue reading
Updates on all the shows I abandoned midseason!
Since I’m BACK, I thought I’d update readers on all the shows I stopped blogging about midseason (and by update, I mean, give my opinion): Real Housewives of New York: At the reunion, Aviva tried to take back every heinous, classist, insane thing she’s ever said. You know what? I wish that actually worked. I … Continue reading
It’s been a really long time. And the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back. So I’m back too.
I’ve been so busy with work, school, and a novel/short story project, that I’ve neglected my dear little baby: Realhousewivesrealprofessor. To all three of my readers: apologies! This post is long, long overdue. Enough with all that boring personal stuff. What’s been going on in reality TV? Well, I watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills … Continue reading
Project Runway: Flesh-Colored Bodysuits and Feathers=Avante-Garde?
On the most recent episode of Project Runway (aired 10/5), the designers were asked to create their first truly avant-garde look. “Avant-garde” means new, different, innovative, surprising, artistic. In other words, NOT commercial, NOT ready to wear. The designers are under a great deal of pressure in this episode. One, or maybe two of them, will … Continue reading
ANTM Recap: Ichabod Crane as Lara Croft and Pacifist Owls
On the most recent episode of America’s Next Top Model (Cycle 19, Episode 6, aired 9/28), we learn that: 1) Laura can’t stop thinking about Leila! 2) Victoria can’t move gracefully to save her life. 3) BrianBoy is mean. 4) Owls are not that exciting. Details: 1) In response to Leila getting sent home, Laura … Continue reading
Real Housewives of Miami: Still Boring, and it’s Joanna Krupa’s Fault!
Last time I blogged about RHOM, I discussed the boring-ness of this season’s housewives. (Read about it here:https://realhousewivesrealprofessor.wordpress.com/2012/09/21/real-housewives-of-miami-get-drunk-go-broke-go-ballistic-or-go-home/). Now, I’m going to continue that discussion, because, even after watching the most recent episode (aired 9/27), in which Joanna Krupa cries hysterically at her fiance Roman’s ten-year anniversary party for his club, Mynt, I STILL think the show is … Continue reading