Posted in September 2012

Project Runway: Babies on Parade!

Project Runway: Babies on Parade!

The most recent of episode of Project Runway (aired 9/27) was all about BABIES! The designers have to create outfits for Heidi’s baby clothing line with Babys R Us (Truly Scrumptious), as well as “mommy” outfits so both child and mommy can look FABULOUS! The baby’s garment is more important than the mommy’s garment when it comes to who’s in … Continue reading

RHONY: INCEST IS BEST!

RHONY: INCEST IS BEST!

I watched Real Housewives of New York City (aired 9/24). As a daughter with a father, I am forever traumatized. Aviva’s dad shouts, “Incest is best!”  To Aviva.  After telling her she greatly resembled a model he’s currently boinking. “Daughter, you look like a woman I’m f*cking.” And then: “Incest is best!” “Daughter, you look like a woman … Continue reading

Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale, Part 2: The Big Set-Up

Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale, Part 2: The Big Set-Up

On the second installment of the RHONJ finale (aired 9/23), a huge divide is created between Teresa and the rest of the housewives.  (Read my post about part 1, here: https://realhousewivesrealprofessor.wordpress.com/2012/09/17/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-season-finale-part-i-awkard-central/, as well as my pal’s hilarious post about the finale: http://catsinyourpants.wordpress.com/2012/09/24/maybe-now-the-rhonj-will-have-time-for-housework/.) Angelo, the creeper from the salon who claimed Melissa danced for him at a strip … Continue reading

Sparkles and Nightmares on Project Runway

Sparkles and Nightmares on Project Runway

On the latest episode of Project Runway (aired 9/20), the designers were forced to design costumes for the Radio City Rockettes.  In my opinion, this type of challenge is intended to test the strongest designers and change up the game, so the winners and losers won’t be predictable and viewers will be on their toes.  The designer who can … Continue reading

White trash as moral failure?  No.  AVIVA as moral failure!

White trash as moral failure? No. AVIVA as moral failure!

On the 9/17 episode of Real Housewives of New York, Sonja, Ramona, and Aviva talk non-stop about the negative experiences they had in St Barts (Sonja and Ramona made Aviva and husband Reid feel “unwelcome,” so Aviva lashed out and called Samona (or, Ronja, depending on your predilection) “white trash”).  Aviva talks to Carole and Heather about the argument, and Sonja … Continue reading

Print Challenge=Hideous Fashions

Print Challenge=Hideous Fashions

Highlights from Project Runway (Season 10, Episode 9, aired 9/13): 1) Family/friend day and the print challenge coincide, and the results are not favorable. 2) Gunnar says if he wins PR, he’ll buy his mom a boob job. 3) Chris and Gunnar mend fences. 4) Tim Gunn calls Ven’s design an homage to a menstrual cycle. 5) Dmitry wins for … Continue reading