Posted in August 2012

Honey Boo Boo beat the first night of RNC

Originally posted on The Marquee Blog:
You better redneck-ognize! According to The Hollywood Reporter, the TLC reality show “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” did well enough Wednesday night among the 18 to 49 age demo to do better than the coverage of the Republican National Convention. THR reports that the series about the young beauty…

And the Award for Reality TV Sociopath goes to . . .

And the Award for Reality TV Sociopath goes to . . .

Lately, there’s been some buzzing on the interwebs about Teresa Giudice’s possible personality disorder (is she a sociopath? a narcissist?).  While everybody’s busy discussing Teresa, a TRUE sociopath named Marie Roda flies under the radar. On this season of The Real World (who the fuck watches this shit anymore?  Oh, wait.  I do!), cast member Marie has dissed, cheated … Continue reading

Ven, you’re a d#ck!

Ven, you’re a d#ck!

On last night’s episode of Project Runway (season 10, episode 7), we learned several things: 1) Melissa is a versatile designer with strong instincts, who can really perform under pressure and criticism. 2) The judges don’t like lacy/shiny little black dresses (I thought it was cute, Gunnar!) 3) Elena is happy that she can design … Continue reading

It’s about time, bitches.

It’s about time, bitches.

Jersey Shore is finished, yo.  While the end was inevitable, and I’m glad to move on, I’ll always remember Snooki’s request that Mike f*ck her in the a**.  YIKES! Deena’s also been memorable (see photo), and I predict she’ll be the first Jersey Shore cast member on Celebrity Rehab (although I think that show’s been canceled too).  RIP. … Continue reading

Attack of the Controlling Husband on A Baby Story

Attack of the Controlling Husband on A Baby Story

I just watched an episode of A Baby Story on TLC called Baby Santiago, about a young, ambitious, college-educated couple about to have their first son. I’ve recently begun to think about maybe (maybe!) having children myself, and so the show has become increasingly fascinating for this reason alone. The episode is promising at first. … Continue reading

I’m not the only one taking reality TV seriously!

I’m not the only one taking reality TV seriously!

Salon takes reality television way too seriously, and I love them for it.  Check out the link below for an intellectual/interesting article about Abby and Brittany: http://www.salon.com/topic/abby_brittany/ Willa Paskin writes about the TLC reality TV series starring conjoined twins: “The show is so single-mindedly dedicated to demonstrating how regular the girls are that it eschews asking hard questions or … Continue reading

Farrah’s crying because her daughter told her she was a “bad person” on the Teen Mom finale!

Farrah’s crying because her daughter told her she was a “bad person” on the Teen Mom finale!

Just kidding.  She’s not actually crying because of that, although “that” happened.  In this photo she’s probably crying because she got into a violent domestic dispute with her mother a while back or because she’s not a real “model” or because her “boobs” aren’t “big” enough even after those “expensive” “implants.” Farrah was eating pizza with her sister on the 8/29 … Continue reading