Posted in September 2012

What is White Trash?  Oh. Me. Okay.

What is White Trash? Oh. Me. Okay.

The past few installments of the Real Housewives of New York City (set in St. Barts for the “girls’ trip”) seem to revolve around a central question: What is “white trash”? On the 9/3 episode of RHONY (I blogged about it here: https://realhousewivesrealprofessor.wordpress.com/2012/09/04/luann-you-were-right-money-and-law-school-and-vassar-cant-buy-you-class/), uptight, anxiety-ridden, elitist, bitchtastic buzzkill Aviva called Sonja and Ramona (blond, rich, fifty-something drunkards with … Continue reading

RHONJ 9/9: Cavemen and Catfights

RHONJ 9/9: Cavemen and Catfights

9/9 Episode of RHONJ overview: 1) Men are usually neanderthals but sometimes perform daily household tasks 2) Catfight! 3) Little girls love FASHION! Adult women love to SEXUALIZE CHIDREN! 4) Former housewives sink right back into the drama when they return to their natural environment(a reality television show) Details: 1) On the most recent episode of RHONJ, there is evidence (just a little) that … Continue reading

Ramen really does go straight to your ass.

Ramen really does go straight to your ass.

On the September 2nd episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, A LOT happened: Rob cried uncontrollably, the ladies were cold and cruel to him, Kim tried to look “casual” in Queens and later told Lamar his face was full of pimples, and as usual Kris couldn’t effectively parent Kylie and Kendall and decided they could be “homeschooled” since … Continue reading