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Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale, Part 2: The Big Set-Up

Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale, Part 2: The Big Set-Up

On the second installment of the RHONJ finale (aired 9/23), a huge divide is created between Teresa and the rest of the housewives.  (Read my post about part 1, here: http://realhousewivesrealprofessor.wordpress.com/2012/09/17/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-season-finale-part-i-awkard-central/, as well as my pal’s hilarious post about the finale: http://catsinyourpants.wordpress.com/2012/09/24/maybe-now-the-rhonj-will-have-time-for-housework/.) Angelo, the creeper from the salon who claimed Melissa danced for him at a strip … Continue reading

RHONJ 9/9: Cavemen and Catfights

RHONJ 9/9: Cavemen and Catfights

9/9 Episode of RHONJ overview: 1) Men are usually neanderthals but sometimes perform daily household tasks 2) Catfight! 3) Little girls love FASHION! Adult women love to SEXUALIZE CHIDREN! 4) Former housewives sink right back into the drama when they return to their natural environment(a reality television show) Details: 1) On the most recent episode of RHONJ, there is evidence (just a little) that … Continue reading

A Monkey and a Lady

A Monkey and a Lady

I’m currently watching a repeat episode of “Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen” (I heart you, Andy!). The episode originally aired on August 26, and I guess I’m watching it in lieu of a real episode of RHONJ.  Also because I’m bored. Caroline’s hair is a dishwater brown, which is an improvement over her usual … Continue reading

RHONY and RHONJ SCANDAL: REAL INSTEAD OF MANUFACTURED

RHONY and RHONJ SCANDAL: REAL INSTEAD OF MANUFACTURED

Sunday (8/26) and Monday (8/27) were very important days for Real Housewives fanatics. On the 8/27 episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, (some) viewers discovered that Teresa can occasionally control her raging temper, even when she is up against a very menopausal, very angry Caroline Manzo. Caroline repeatedly called Teresa “ugly” (well, she called … Continue reading